I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
