North Korea, Best Korea!
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just pee around me
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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