im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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