We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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