Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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