so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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