She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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