I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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