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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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