Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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