OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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