Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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