Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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