I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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