it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
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I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I believe in your delicious
my liver is dry heaving
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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