Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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