Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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