Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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