On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.