If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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