Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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