States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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