Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm bleeding and have questions
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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