So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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