bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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