I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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