I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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