someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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