I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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