I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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