Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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