Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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