it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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