NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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