drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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