And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
