Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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