So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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