I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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