Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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