My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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