she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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