How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My vagina is very pro this idea
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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