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say what?
wanna hang out?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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