Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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