Ambien. No doubt about it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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