This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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