when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I will die if light touches me.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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