I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
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