How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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