Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I looked at my own cervix.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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