This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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