Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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