We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize