The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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