Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Did I show you my penis last night?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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